Tearable Puns

Pessimists' Blood type

A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative. 

A Good Pun is its Own Reword

One of the all-time classics!

Tearing it up, one pun at a time

These pages of Tearable Puns have been floating about the Internet in recent days.  For the first week of school, my daughter printed one off and hung it on her locker. 

Shockingly, in a short time all the terrible tearable puns were torn off. Later in the day, one of her friends showed me she still had the pun in her pocket.  

Who doesn't need a dose of dry humor?

Ripping Funny!

Welcome to Tearable Puns, where the humor is paper dry and ripping funny. We hope to post a regular supply of bad jokes and wry wordplay just to brighten your day and tease the English language. If we're lucky, we'll have enough to create posters with tear off joke for you to share. If you're lucky, you can slip one to your English teacher when you need a few credits in your favor.

Please send us your punny one-liners and photos, and we'll post them as we can! 

-The Tearable Punsters