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do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.
if you remove one of these puns does that make you a tearist?
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK.
I saw a theatrical production about puns. It
was a play on words.
How do Vikings communicate? Norse code.
The Hipster burnt his mouth because he drank the coffee before it was cool.
Why did the lobster cross the road? To get to the other tide.
How does Wayne Gretsky stay cool? He sits near his fans.
Did anyone laugh when you fell on while skating?
No but the ice cracked a little.
I used to be colorful. Now I am just graygarious.
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I heard some hipsters drowned. They must have fell into the mainstream.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
The ladies thought the old man was very attractive. He was as coot as a button.
I missed an appointment with my masseuse. She left a massage on my answering machine.
Pinning pictures on a bulletin board seems a bit tacky to me.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
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A boy swallowed some coins. When the doctor checked in, the nurse said, "No change yet."
The soldier, who survived mustard gas and pepper spray, is now a seasoned veteran.
Definition of a Will: It's a dead giveaway.
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Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.