To remove slack from rope, one must be taut.
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I figured out how to illuminate my house with Coca-Cola cans. Now I'm soda lighted.
Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse. It was a knight mare.
The girl in a car accident got a crash course in driving.
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for? Liberty
No one seams to like my jokes about patch work! I've tried sew hard...
Breaking Noose: Hangman's rope fails!
The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes, I said, "Sure, why knot?"
Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Male deer have buck teeth.
I was trying to find a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
It's finally here! Tearable Puns poster #4 is now released to the public! These are tearable puns for today's lifestyle--portable, useful, and terribly dry. Be the first to print and share it around work, school, library, campus, and on random telephone poles everywhere!
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That was a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers
I tried on two pair of trousers in the store. It was survival of the fittest.
Two scientists were stranded on a desert island. It was survival of the physicists.
I opened two sodas to see which would go flat first. It was survival of the fizziest.
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Why did the prince bring his father to school? He was told to bring a ruler.
I dyed my hair today. It was the highlight of the week.
I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage. They lost the case.
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium, but I’m taking his advice with a pinch of salt.
I entered a competition with a paint catapult and won with flying colours.
Presently, I work in landscaping compressing sand. It's just a tamp job.
Why do seagulls live near the sea? If they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels.
What is a mosquito's favorite sport? Skin-diving.
trust an Atom. They make up everything.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that get binary, and those that don't.
I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant, but I didn't have reservations.