To build a statue of their sun god, Egyptians needed Ra materials.
For chemists, alcohol is not a problem. It's a solution.
Why didn't the cyclist enter the unicycle race? He was 2 tired.
The number 13? Not on my watch!!
The moment Anakin Skywalker's mother died, he became orphan Ani.
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder.
When attacked by a mob of angry clowns, go for the juggler.
Hispanic pets must always be Spained and neutered.
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I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.
Smacked me in the head!